Month: October 2017


“It ain’t no sin to be glad you are alive.”

Well you must know by now that I am a Bruce Springsteen fan. His lyrics can mean different things at different times.  As  I mature (not sure I have matured but I have grown older) this line from Badlands probably means more than it ever did before. I did not have a near death experience, but I do realize that my days are numbered.  Not sure what the future holds for me, but for sure I will be enjoying my life for whatever time the good Lord affords me.

Today I am interviewing a young big breasted chica for our site.  She is not new to the business but she is ready to join the “A” team now and she will be welcomed.

Gearing up for Halloween and at the same time made my first “Amigos de Santa” purchase.  Hoping to reach 300 kids in Tijuana this 24th of December.  If you are interested in helping or donating contact me and we can discuss how.  Of course my good friend Foto Freak will be a big part of the event this year once again.

Hope you have checked the “fiesta” thread as info is posted there.  A few chicas have been spoken for and more important than that is to make your hotel reservations before you get shut out.  Planning on a big turnout in both chicas and guests this year.

Gearing up for a football weekend.  Notre Dame and USC battle this weekend, and will be one of many games that gets my attention. We have a busy calendar and I cannot complain about that.  Look forward to that as well.

If you don’t have your Halloween candy folks get on it.  The good stuff sells fast. 🙂

Take care, and be careful out there.


Today is my friend Maria’s birthday.  She turned 76 today and has been my friend for 24 years now.  She is living in Arizona now and I miss her a ton.  Have not been able to reach her, but she has always been such a good friend.  Left her a voice mail this morning, but most recently she has expressed a dissatisfaction with my line of work and maybe has removed me from her life.  All I can do is remember the good times and wish her the best.  Strangely she has met some of the Team Juanita chicas and seemed to like them.

Penelope will be available for work on Thursday and should be making new friends and become reacquainted with some from years previous.  Valentina just left and hopefully some day she will be back.  Divina has not suggested that she will be back but I am crossing my fingers.

I understand that Karina and Griselda would work bi-sexual together and that would be a very passionate and horny team. I have a feeling some guy is going to feel they should pay him as they will have way to much for for anyone doing a job.  I understand that they got a new apartment together and maybe they are practicing.

Michel, Nicole, Rebecca, Kytana, Nina and Marbella seem to be the flavors of the week, but they all battle it out for most popular.  Nicole’s new pics have helped her as she had always worked with selfies before.  Sherry has been proposed to twice now since I got those pics from a fiesta. Angeles has also benefited from her  new pics (and not covering her face) and clients the last month have all rated her highly recently. Jade has a few dates this week and we should know about her soon.  Gisselle has been on a few dates and has a few on the calendar but folks still ask for her on days she cannot work.

Hope you are enjoying the baseball playoffs.  Looks like the Cubs/Natinonal game 5 has been postponed until tomorrow.  Probably be a game I don’t want to miss.

We have a big weekend planned already so if you are thinking about coming please request your chica early and make you room reservations early as guys always plan late and then get shut out.

Be careful out there and make sure you buy candy(the good stuff) for Halloween.  We will be here waiting when you are ready.


I cannot believe what happened in Las Vegas this week.  The last few weeks have not been good with hurricanes and earthquakes, but this was not at the hands of Mother nature.  Every day we find out a bit more, and most likely we will be learning for a few weeks.  I think things are crazy right now and cannot even make excuses for his behavior.  Seems like things were good for him by most of our standards.

I am interested in how he spent his final days and that may provide some clues as to what he was thinking.   They say he was a high roller in Vegas…just thinking out loud here…what if one of the folks he killed was a Black Jack dealer that he tipped big during the day, and then was his random victim at the concert.  I don’t even know if he played Black Jack.  Chances are some of those victims were folk he passed in his hotel for 3 days.

Now some of you don’t care and others have heard this before, but the name of our agency is Team Juanita.  We have been Team Juanita for more than 20 years now.  The name Mexico Lindo Bar was borrowed from an existing business in Tijuana with a license to work with sex workers. My lawyer struck a deal with them to use their name and their license.  Now the original business has been closed maybe 8 years now.  Anyway that is why I answer, “Thank You for calling Team Juanita” when you call.

I hope you have been paying attention to our site as there are many new chicas and I am awaiting pics of two chicas that interviewed.  Sometimes I get excited about a new chica and then she never gets pics taken, and that is just something that happens and I have to accept that.  However over the years we have become a more diverse and talented agency.   Michel is still her and doing well, but Nicole is getting more work than any of the others.  Divina has left and has left no indication she will be back, but we can always hope.  Marbella has been getting lots of attention.  Gisselle is getting more request than she can handle and now she is basically only available Thursday through Sundays.  Dulce and Silvia have been doing great, and then there is Valentina who has not got a chance yet.  Jade and Natalia are waiting patiently for clients.  Many have asked for Natalia but there always seems to be problems with the timing but hopefully she will have some dates this weekend.  Carolina and Nina are doing just fine.  Lea should be working soon.  She is recovering from having her wisdom teeth removed.

I am going to keep it short, but be careful out there.  When you are ready, we will be here.


She is ready as of 11-11-2016.  She can work all hours and has worked as a cashier prior to her escorting career.   Early reviews state she is a wild child and does not say “no” to anything.  She tends to change her hair color often but is blond now. She has been great on overnights and her clients say she stays busy the entire date. Some have reported that she is up to Greek if you ask. She works bi-sexual dates as well and is excellent in that role.  She is the most requested and we have labeled her the “Franchise”.

Pics were taken on 10-2-17